Serial killer and cheese? No thanks [;)]
Hey that's my favourite cheese mind you [;)]!
Ok, so how about?
"I don't do the typing. I have others doing that."
I'm sad enough to actually own a functional programming tshirt, it simply says:
fun () -> lovin'()
You can buy a copy here, unsurprising few have chosen to do so :) :
[link:strangelights.shirtcity.com]
You can also get t-shirts saying "F#TW" as worn by Amanda Laucher and "Real programmers use the stack" and as warn by Joel Pobar.
I thought of two new slogans that made me smile:
"I'm caught in the lambda"
"In search of alpha"
But haven't yet got round to adding them.
Cheers,
Rob
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